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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 03:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why is the French way to say please is "S'il te plaît" and not "Pour Favour" like Spanish and Portuguese "Per Favor" and Italian "Per Favore" in the Romance languages group?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can I stop drinking?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do married men like sucking dick?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Ex-NBA coach P.J. Carlesimo crushes Knicks over Tom Thibodeau firing: ‘Their own worst enemy’ - New York Post

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

No way

Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Why did I move on so fast from a relationship that was my whole life and I was so attached, I moved on by 2 months?

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Then came..